Gitzen girl's post inspired me to share with my readers my most embarrassing moment. I am sure some of you have heard this story while others will be reading this for the first time. Up until this point in my life, I am sure I had some embarrassing moments, but nothing really stands out. It's safe to say that after this point in my life, I have had a few embarrassing moments, but I don't think nothing compares to this one.
My freshman year in high school, I took Honors English. Big words don't come naturally to me. Often times, I don't know what words mean, so I either act like I do and move on, or I may actually ask the person depending on how close I am to them. (I blame the school system.) During class one day, we were reviewing our vocabulary. As a part of the review, we were to say the word and then use the vocabulary word in a sentence. The teacher called on me for the one word I was hoping she wouldn't call on me for. UGH! I don't know how to pronounce this word. The word was exacerbate. However I just couldn't get past the latter part of the word. What came out of my mouth....exmasturbate. The teacher about busted a gut laughing so hard. As well, all of my peers were dying laughing. All I could do was laugh and blush. Then, the teacher starts laughing so hard, that she leaves the room for like 5 minutes. I can only imagine that she pulled another teacher out of class to share the hysterical thing that happened in her classroom and regain her composure.
That's it! That's my most embarrassing moment. Wanna share yours?
4 comments:
Hilarious!
Mine is probably when Rudy and I were newly dating and we went to the county fair in Austin. I KNEW I shouldn't get on the scrambler, but I didn't want to wuss-out in front of my new boyfriend. So, I got on like an idiot and instead of wussing out on him, I puked on him. He stuck with me, though!
Oh my cow... you are KILLING me!!! And then I started thinking about how you would have used it in a sentence...
dying laughing.
Oh, we could be such great friends because that is so something I would do :)
I knew you'd like it Sara :)
I just heard one from a friend (It really isnt about me)
He and his g/f are celebrating their one year anniversary. He takes her to a nice restaurant. On the way home his stomach starts rumbling (he has stomach issues) and tells her he has to find a bathroom and FAST.
She tells him that she has to get home because her younger siblings were with the babysitter and she couldnt stay very long.
He drives like a maniac to her house, only to find that no one is home and the doors are all locked.
Well he is about to go in his pants so he runs to the backyard and does his "business" in one of the flowerbeds.
The next day he went to pick her up and her dad calls him into the family room. Straight faced he asked him: "Did you SH@T in my flowerbed?" He said yes and then the dad said: "Well you better bathe the dog because she has been rolling in it all morning!!!"
I would have been mortified!!!!!!!!
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